probably the most cliche excuse i could give for not keeping this blog in tune with the latest happenings in my life is that i have been ever so busy with my dreadful exams. unfortunately, the honesty fairy will only pardon me partially with that bullcrap.
truth be told, i am nothing but a lazy ass who does not have the capability to overcome this lethargy in both body and mind to grant my few but loyal readers the joy of poking their noses into my personal life.
in a friendlier tone, so much has happened since the last time i updated that i'm not really sure where i should begin.
let's start with my I&E project! as we were THIS close to making it a complete disaster, we decided to turn it around and make our event "A Day at the Beach (at Sentosa)" and yes it was nothing but bullshit and luck that got us through the presentation after we put our event into action.
basically the entire brilliant idea concocted by 5 professional and experienced procrastinators was to drag in some of the classmates of 2 of these geniuses and make them do whatever they want at the beach as we took photos.
being the lean, mean, demeaning machine that i am, i shall post some photos here that make me look good while making others look only half as glamorous:
since cheryl and i came early (damn i just noticed how suggestive that might have sounded if i said it out loud), she thought of passing the time by taking photos with our tri-coloured spherical friend.
and the sneaky girl thought it would be amusing to snap a candid shot of me looking all sissy. strangely enough, i happen to like sissy me.
friend or foe... or supper? this feathered wanderer stumbled upon our path and tried to get itself acquainted. it made a dash for it when the volleyball and frisbee developed an attraction for it.
after returning from a little rendezvous with an old friend of mine, i VOLUNTARILY joined in the photo-taking session (i personally hate the beach... i was there out of dedication to my team and our project).
after janice grew to feel as bored as i was, we ended up having a one-on-one cubing tutorial session. yes, i'm a good teacher but no, i don't like teaching.
oh and just to add a more random twist to blogging, i bumped into Mr "MAN" the day after i watched transformers. check him out:
i actually prefer this cheap imitation autobot as compared to the ah beng pimped out (blue and red with orange flames running along the side, complete with an orange parang in robot mode) optimus prime depicted in the movie.
let's try to bounce back into the past for a bit. i took this photo in june with howard's phone but i only got it recently.
that's right. you're looking at half a genius with Doctor G over back.
next topic. taking a bus to tampines (which is without doubt one helluva long ride from school) with two of the most adorable pets my school could supply me only turned out to be another opportunity for unrestrained, public-wincing, incredibly satistfying..... camwhoring sessions!
we started with crystal insisting i take this photo of her:
(please note that the camera was completely useless as it was unable to take any photos and only someone with no clue what the word "inoperable" means would still carry it around)
as a response, i insisted i take this photo of her:
of course the problems here were the angle of the camera (which should have been held higher as to prove DEEPer artistry), the jerking of the bus (which, for a brief moment, made me wonder if the bus driver was jerking off, resulting in the worst bus ride to tampines ever. i'm taking sbs only from now on) and of course the jacket (which in my opinion, makes her look just an eensy bit androgynous).
and now who can forget the total inconsiderate invasion of kaijia's sleep in order to catch her looking her fattest and most unglam. yippee!
during the rest of the trip (after kaijia woke up) we entertained ourselves with photo after photo... ceasing only when my phone ran out of space due to the improvisional porn i've been filming. that was a joke people, a joke.
well here's the remainder of the collection, or at least just the bits i'm willing to show all of u:
ok now being once again the lazy son of a darling mother, i am done posting up photos... for now at least.
and to make a point here, u JC gooders must be having a great time prancing around in your matching outfits (ripped off from prisons and correctional facilities) panicking and diving into epileptic seizures over the prelims u are currently undergoing as well as the upcoming A levels which will, pardon me if i describe this incorrectly, wrap three fingers and a thumb from each hand applying tremendous amounts of pressure around your neck constricting it so effectively that you will be unable to finish your last breath the moment it attacks, leaving you to see your life flash before your eyes as it cuts out your air supply until you pass away.
oh but that's just what i heard about A levels, not a big deal anyway :)
i'll just sit back, throw my legs onto my desk and wait day by day until i receive my results for this semester.
gee. it's going to be dramatic. why you may ask?
OBC.
a module taken by year one students and year two students who missed out on the wonders of organic and biological chemistry while they were still freshly broiling in the devil's pit of despair a.k.a. Ngee Ann Life Science.
i'll keep this one simple. if i fail it, which is very VERY possible, i'm fucked. if i don't and somehow survive with a D, well... yay.
Immunology.
the ultimate life science module. often underestimated, taken for granted, with distinctions ever so wanted. despite being one, god forbid, bloody fucking hell difficult module, i complacently believed i would get an A for it and even made a deal on it.
if i don't get my A, i'm shaving my head.
that's right. if i don't get an A for immunology, all this will be gone:
(photo taken after visiting st pat's in my school uniform on teacher's day... oh and my favourite martian a.k.a victoria chew insists that i look like slash in this photo)
that's all for now. hopefully with my two months of nothing i might be able to rekindle the flame that used to burn in the very soul of this blog by sparking up the shit that remains in its ass.
cheerio. and please tag.
had nuthin to do @ 12:07 AM