get your reading glasses and hit those lamps people. this is gonna be one long post.
i know i haven't been updating, even though i planned out many things to blog about. don't worry though, i'll stuff it all into tonight's post.
as a start, i'll attempt to summarise as much of the sleepy conversation i had with my older sister as i can. she was sleeping on a mattress on my room floor during the nights our aunt and cousin took over her room. random talk like this can only occur at 3am in the morning.
Sleep Conversations Part A (Sharon):
my sister has this office colleague named sharon. let's see how sharon's description went...
che: sharon's cat is some persian pariah that looks like its face kena langa by a lorry and ten thousand buses.
che: sharon looks exactly like that: small lower body, fat upper body, head like ta mu tou (the bighead thing during chinese new year) with pasted on rebonded hair.
me: wadahell?
che: seriously her hair is like whoopi goldberg, the chinese imitation version.
me: i'm suddenly thinking of garbage bag strips pasted onto someone's head.
che: flat hair + rhastafarian = flustafarian!
me: flusta!!
-----//yes u see how random the conversations go...//-----
Sleep Conversations Part B (Hot Angel):
che: Who's the hottest charlie's angel?
me: LUCY LIU!!!
che: thank you. dunno why all the guys like cameron dias.
me: eh cameron dias is damn hot what?! SHE'S HOT OK!?!?
che: in 20 years time cameron dias will look like fiona...
me: FIONA! I LOVE FIONA........
che: princess fiona... shrek's wife.
me: irene ang no more with michelle chong right?
che: no she's dating constance song now.
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Sleep Conversations Part C (Cousin Joel):
we were talking about our cousin joel and his love for computer games.
me: he became an eccentric kid that happens to be damn good at this kinda thing.
che: -dozing off-
me: u sleeping arh?
che: no... u said "falling in love into computer games."
me: i said NONE of those words...
che & me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Sleep Conversations Part D (Old School Jokes):
over here we just started telling those old jokes like the american guy with the durian and mahathir with the schoolbag. dunno if anyone remembers those jokes...
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Sleep Conversations Part E (Hong Kong Disneyland):
she was telling me what one of her friends described to her about the Pirates of the Carribean ride in hong kong disneyland.
che: the ride is damn lousy and all the people acting are chinese pirates straight from hong kong.
che: worst of all is the host at the front of the boat.
che: -imitating the host- "oh no! the pirates going to attacks us!" -said with heavy hong kong chinese accent.
che: then they had this ah beng pirate that asks them a question.. "tell me the name of the pirate in the movie! if u correct i let u pass!"
che: all the ang mohs were purposely saying rubbish names like "jackyson bellows" instead of jack sparrow.
che: they wanted to see what the ah beng pirate's plan B was or if he has one.
che: after a long while the ah beng said "i let u go... i give u all chance.. i get u next time!"
me: yeh my old tuition teacher said she brought her kids to hong kong disneyland and they had more fun at pasar malam carnivals.
me: i guess the rides are similar and probably better maintained here.
che: hong kong disneyland is so small they dun even have "it's a small world"
me: HAHAHA! -bangs wall and laughs-
che: oh but they have snow white making out with a headless mickey mouse.
me: haha lydia sum's daughter right? she's snow white?! isn't she fat also?
che: yar but she went for lipo.
me: ah i say liposuction turns them into nymphos!
che: deprived for too long arh... dick cannot find the hole when fat is it?
che: i'm never going for lipo man...
me: doctors hypnotise them to lympho!
che: lympho?
me: i meant to say "hypnotise them during lipo into nymphos" lar, shit..
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Sleep Conversations Part F (Sick):
me: i like to feel restraint when i sleep. i think i'm an SM freak.
che: adi's msn nick last time was "sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me."
me: i'm gonna use that as my personal message. his nick changed already right?
che: yar... damn good right?
che: -dozing off-
me: when i was a kid i used to think of what it'd feel like to shit through my penis.
che: then u ask the aunty to put in the blender.
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Sleep Conversations Part G (Lucid Dreaming):
i was explaining to her what lucid dreaming is and how people achieve it.
me: it's so i can kill my friends in my dreams.
me: pull a gun out from behind the curtains and blast them to smithereens.
che: pull it out of ur pants.
che: shotgun! doi-yao! super long!
che: or ask doraemon to pull it out of his pocket.
me: eh haha yar his pocket at his crotch.
che: pulls it out and has a shotgun sticking out of his crotch pocket.
me: like some robot dick haha.. and then he keeps 'reloading' very fast.
che: or he can ask that chinese boy to keep 'reloading' for him. hahaha...
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Sleep Conversations Part H (MSN nicks):
we were discussing my younger sister's bimbo nicks and then about how mine became "schlong john silver"
we were laughing at belle being such a paris hilton and she can laugh at my older sister's nick when all it says is "ficks".
me: miguel and i were high on a tub of B&J.
me: we were talking about crap like turkish snowcones and irish facials.. and suddenly he blurted "that schlong is a monsta!!"
me: i was so fascinated by the word schlong, i said "schlong john silver!"
me: miguel said, "that's it, your gonna put that as ur msn nick."
me: and now i refuse to change my default schlong john silver.
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after she started snoring i decided to jump outta bed and grab my pen and paper to attempt recording everything down. sorry i just loved the conversations and the fact that neither of us were drunk, just sleepy.
now obviously i couldn't remember everything, but everything i wrote down is in this post.
oh and while she was snoring,
she exclaimed: OH MY GOD!
me: what WHAT!?
che: there's a boyfriend back here...
che: -continues snoring-
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another thing i really absolutely HAVE to blog about is my lubricated rubik's cube.
although the silicon spray lubricant screwed the stickers a little, i think it was so worth it.
it feels so much smoother now and i'm getting ever so fast.
here's some photos to show the lubricating process (the cube was dismantled first):
rocks... i never thought i'd be able to solve a cube with one hand.
another random photo:
taken by someone very dear to me. unfortunately that cheese sausage in mashed potatoes thing looks smaller in the photo... it was supposed to be suggestive :D
i have yet to receive the photos benji took during Rock for Wayne recently, but it was really great. much MUCH better than i expected it to be.
here's some stuff that fascinated me on the way there (yes i DID get lost):
haha hilarious.
since i'm already on this topic...
10 reasons why i wanted to "Rock for Wayne":
1. i needed to go out once before my break was over
2. west grand boulevard.
3. electrico
4. amanda ling
5. caracal
6. crowd surfing
7. wayne thunder rocks
8. girls
9. astroninja all-stars
10. the many familiar faces
ok i know this post is hell boring but i'm really tired and i don't know what to blog about. just blogging for the sake of updating.
oh yeh! howard shaved his head!
(i call him my pet scofield... cause it's SO PRISON BREAK)
crystal goh and howard tjendra
aka thunder tanya and adam/ethan
(obviously i was the cameraman, that explains the shaking into blurriness. but i think crystal looks damn good now anyway.)
marcus arriola and howard tjendra
hype pharmers, too hot too cool for our own good.
(our charlie's angels ass-kickin pose!)
curly-locks and botak jones
(check out the contrast, yo!)
ok i'm out of things to type. i'll update soon about how my dog can fall asleep almost anywhere in any condition (like me!!) oh and i hate that pale yellow polo tee howard is wearing. it's disgusting.
that's all from the world of curl.
Curly
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